just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
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there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
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Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
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