Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Randomize
