Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
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Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
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I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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