Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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