If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
In the future we'll all be gay
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
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I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
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This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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