Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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