Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
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He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
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His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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