yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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