We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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