I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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