I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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