Dual....:-)
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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