Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
he thought i was a dude.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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