Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Operation Purity has been aborted
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
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He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
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currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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