I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
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Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
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making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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