Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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