so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Text me some of your sweat
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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