According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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