White coat. Heels.
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
He has the fingertips of a God
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