Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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