When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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