what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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