so let's talk penis.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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