I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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