Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(586): View more from Michigan

My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.

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(239): View more from Florida

she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols

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(314): View more from Missouri

my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them

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(860): View more from Connecticut

You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.

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(646): View more from New York

in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.

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(386): View more from Florida

Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.

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(870): View more from Arkansas

I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"

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(630): View more from Illinois

Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.

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