So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
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Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
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He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
My dick has a subreddit
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.