Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
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Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
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HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher