I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
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Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
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I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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