New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
23 Adults Confess The Irrational Fears They Had When They Were Kids
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
These 25 Women First Experienced Sexual Harassment At A Shocking Age
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse