do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
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I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
third nipple confirmed
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I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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