what if I'm pregnant?
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Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
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You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Man, jail baloney is awful.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
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I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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