This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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