This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
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