i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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