We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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