Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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