shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.