Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
handjob tips. give me some.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
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You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
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My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?