You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
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