used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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