You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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