she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
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