I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
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i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
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the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
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