I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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