fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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