Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
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Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
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Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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