Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
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She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
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He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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