im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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