Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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