shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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