He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
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