Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
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My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
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We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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