Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
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My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
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Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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