But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
whose ass print is on the piano?
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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