But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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