Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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