I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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