Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
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We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
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I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
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