Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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